It's time to make us laugh. Share a funny joke or a funny thing that happened to you or someone you know or something funny you saw in a movie or TV show. Just remember to use discretion. Something may be funny to you but not to others. Make sure what you share is appropriate. Have fun!
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Something funny that happened to me was when my cusin spilled a whole cup of water on me. It just happened today too. I was laying on the couch now the pillows are wet, the cousion are wet, and I am still wet because it happened like 5 minutes ago. But now he is asleep so I don't have to worry about him for 30 minutes. He is going home soon too. Ok bye ;).
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Something funny that happen to my dog Buster is one time we fed him and we gave him meat and squash . and what I thought was funny was he ate the meat but he took the squash and droped it out of his bowl and on the ground. I thought that was funny.
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Another time I thought was funny was when my sister macie (17 years old) fell down my stairs she almost got hurt but we all just started to laugh. Lots of funny things happen we all just need to laugh.
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Today my mom tolled me a joke want to hear it? Hopefully you said yes. Why did the dog cross the road? Hopefully you said why. Because he wanted to get to the barking lot��. My mom's so corny!MJ
ReplyDeleteSomething funny that happen to my dog Buster is one time we fed him and we gave him meat and squash . and what I thought was funny was he ate the meat but he took the squash and droped it out of his bowl and on the ground. I thought that was funny.
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When my grandpa was around 17 him and were driving his friends dad's car that was expensive they were throwing fire crackers out the window. One time my grandpa through one at the window because it was closed and he didn't know it was. So it exploded in the car and when they brought it back they were in trouble.His friends dad was mad.
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Okay, so something funny that happened to me today is my brother made me upset. Then I said "I'm done being your sister!" My mom let us have a cookie and then he asked me, "Do you want to be my sister again?" and I thought that was so funny.
ReplyDeleteI hope that wasn't the most boring story you've read so far. :)
~Gracey
Hey Mrs. Toenjes it's Avery again. I told my sis hi from the class like you said and she said hi back. Your students are so lucky to have you as their teacher because your the most AMAZING teacher ever, Mrs. Toenjes.
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P.S. My funny story is... in the fourth grade play (last year) when it was Ds turn. Someone (I don't want to say anyones name) got someone in the face but not on purpose. LOL
Hi Avery!
DeleteI didn't see that happen. I'm sure it was funny...lol:)
My mom told me a story about when my brother was two years old. We had just got back from the dentist. My brother was standing in the hallway wanting to brush his teeth. Then he yelled "I don't want to get "calvaries" (cavities)". E.M.
ReplyDeleteWhen my little brother was 1 he smiled in the most funniest way ever. This is what he did. He faced the ceiling. Then closed his eyes and smiled. He breathed in and out realy hard.Colin
ReplyDeleteI have a joke to share. So the little animals played football against the big animals. The big animals won and fly looked for centipede. When fly found him she asked," Where were you during the game?" He answered," I was putting on my shoes!" Brady F
ReplyDeleteThis past weekend my aunt got married. My twin cousins and I were flower girls. I thought the dancing tell 11:30 was the best part. The funniest part was when my grandpa was dancing with me, and he did the splits, on the song Take a Chance on Me by ABBA. My grandpa is a high school principal, and I bet his students would have thought that was funny too. Sienna
ReplyDeleteThis is my joke I'd like to share.Its called the animal argument.Here it is.I have the necessary KOALAfications. Your koalafications are irELEPHANT. Don't listen to him he's LION.This argument is unBEARABLE. Indeed its making my ears HORSE. Please horse when have you said anything smart,don't worry OWL wait. Ouch its totally HAWKward. I'm out of here your GIRAFFING me crazy. I thought this was pretty funny so I decided to tell.This not my original joke.My sister got it from this social media.Hope you have a good laugh.
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I loved it! Mrs. T
DeleteMy funny story is when my dad almost flooded the kitchen here's my story. My dad climed on the stepladder and he forgot to shut off the main valve. The water started spraing out and we all freaked out . S we had to get the neibor and he khew what to do. bt
ReplyDeleteA funny story is that one time I saw a video called do not laugh but it was so funny. There was a baby and she had two cheerios and she put her hand on the table and a cheerio flew in her mouth. It was awesome, I was in awe. It was awesome, OMG AWESOME. I was like ha ha in a dorky way.
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A funny thing that happened was when my mom was looking for the house key but it was on her finger. It actually it happened ten minutes ago. So she was looking in the car and in her purse. Then my step dad pulls up and my mom finally realizes it was on her finger. I just thought it was funny because it was on her finger the whole time.~Dylan
ReplyDeleteThese are some funny jokes I had last year. I had a joke jar last year in 3rd grade. one of the jokes were how does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button. One more. Where do orcas hear music? The orca- stra. I think they are really funny.Those were my jokes.
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These are some jokes I found in a video. This is one of the jokes I saw. So there where 2 guys and one of them said "Nice hat."
ReplyDelete"Thanks."
"I was being sarcastic."
"Well I stole your face."
I thought that was really funny. So in the video the guy with the hat actually stole the other guys face.
S.B.
These are some jokes I found on google. What do you call a parade of bunnies hopping backwards? A receding hare-line. Here is another one. Which dinosaur knew the most? The thesaurus. Here is one more. What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business.
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So one time I was playing soccer and I kick the ball really far and thought that I scored but my friend had to kick it in. AK
ReplyDeletefunny joke is that my family always go on road trips. we usually pass by hay. so we would always say¨hay hey.¨we do it all the time. some of are friends do it too.
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A funny joke in my family is from my dad. Whenever we have a game he says "Rock the Casbah". Then before we play the game we have to say "Rock the Casbah". If we don't he will start sing the song. He drives me crazy. Adem
ReplyDeleteOkay so I am going to tell a riddle.I heard in first grade. There was a man in a brick house no doors or windows just a big brick cube and there was just a mirror. How does he get out? He looks in the mirror and finds a chain saw and gets out. Ryan M.
ReplyDeleteonce when i was 3 or 4 a bird pooped on my head. I also have a funny joke. Why cant you hear a ptertadecl go pee becaus the pee is silent.
ReplyDeleteI have another joke what do you call a fish with no eyes a fsh.
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Q:What is green,white and red all over A:a sun burnt elf.Q: WHICH o Santa`s reindeer has bad manners A: RUDE-Alph. Q:why was the baby ant confused A: his uncles where ants.What did the hamburger name his daughter A:Patty. Q:why did the leperchuan cross the road A:to get to the pot of gold faster.
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