It's time to make us laugh. Share a funny joke or a funny thing that happened to you or someone you know or something funny you saw in a movie or TV show. Just remember to use discretion. Something may be funny to you but not to others. Make sure what you share is appropriate. Have fun!
Something happen to me and everybody laughed at me . My friend got
ReplyDeletelaughed at to . I felt a little bown . That my friend cheered me
up. And it was lunch I sat by my best friends and we talked in till lunch was over. Then we went outside and my best friend said adout that moment for
get it .and I was happy
Madi
In this movie called Fred, Fred thinks that the girl he likes is a ghost! The girls name is Talia. Fred goes upstairs and Talia floats up. ( This is all in Fred's imagination.) Then Fred wants to give Talia a hug. Since Talia is floating Fred can't reach her so Fred falls over a railing, does a flip, and lands on his back on the stairs :D. As you can see this movie is funny because Fred is so dumb! Felipe
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ReplyDeleteHi Kyle! I was wondering about you. I hope you are having a great 5th grade year!
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ReplyDeleteWhy the skeleton did not cross the road? Because he did no have the guts!
I think this jock is funny because skeletons do not have guts.
What do they call a nickel on Christmas? Saint Nickals
.I think this joke is funny because I like the joke.
Anthony
In which state can you always get cold drinks?
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Haha!!
The one above is mine.
ReplyDeleteThe two above are mine. Kitty
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ReplyDeleteOne day in 1st or 2nd grade in P.E. we played Kick Ball. It was my turn to kick. So, after I kicked the ball I landed on my BUTT!! Everyone was laughing and I wasn't mad because I thought it was really funny!
That's my story!
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When I was little and it was my sister’s birthday. It was my sister’s 5th birthday and I was so excited for my sister. My uncle carried the cake inside and he dropped the cake that my mom and grandma made for three hours. Instead of wasting the cake my dad picked it up and passed it out and everyone started eating the cake. Surprisingly, it was delicious! Rebecca.S
ReplyDeleteWhat stands in New York, holds a torch and sneezes a lot? The Ah-Choo of Liberty. I like this joke because I like places I have been to. What did Michael Jackson say to a bullies? Beat it. I like this joke because I love singers. Katie C.
ReplyDeleteWhat is green and can sing? Elvis Parsley. I think this joke is funny because Elvis sings and his last name is really Presley but parsley is green and is really close to Presley! What did the sick girl say at Jimmy's birthday party? Happy BARF Day to you!!!! I think that joke is funny because the girl was sick and instead of saying Happy Birthday to you, she said Happy BARF Day to you!!!
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The funniest thing that has ever happened to my friend and I was when we were having a sleep over and we were putting on make up in the bathroom.
ReplyDeleteWe put our chairs to close to the door. Every time my friends little brother tried to get into the bathroom he would hit our chairs with the door. He would make my friend smudge my make up! When I saw my face I screamed because I looked like a monster!! This story is funny to me because it is a good memory of my best friend that I don't get to see very often. M.G.
Why did the elephant paint himself different colors? So he could hide in a crayon box! What is black and white and makes lots of noise? A zebra with a drum set! What do you call a sheep that is covered in chocolate? A Hershey Baaaaaaar!!! I thought that those jokes were funny because all of them are related with animals and i thought they were funny!
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ReplyDeleteThis is my joke. Why did the chicken cross the road? So it can go to the store and by a pare of skates.So it can by a book also read a book. I like that joke becuse it remins me when I got a pare of skates and a book. zoe
ReplyDeleteSomething funny that has happened is when Kaylee and I were at the country fair and Rebecca pleaded that we played the games on the baskit ball court and we said we did not have any tickets. Then she said she would give us some of her tickets. so than me and Kaylee ran out of the bouncy house and then we tripped on each other I landed on my but on the ground and Kaylee landed on her face in the bouncy house.
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ReplyDeleteWhat's a snakes favorite school subject. Hisssstory! ;D
In this movie called space balls, the bad guy president( President Spaceballs) told his army to comb the desert to find the hero but they get giant combs and comb the desert instead of finding their enemy! :D
Last, Felipe, Katie, and me were in Felipe's house swimming and I went underwater and I got back up and Felipe said "If you're going to die, we'll do it together and pretended to sink both of us and I accidently kicked Felipe and Katie laughed a little. J.N. ;D.
The most funny story I have is about when my dad was yelling. Why would my dad yelling be funny? My Dad cant see without his glasses. One morning my dog was barking and my dad woke up and started to yell at the couch because he thought it was my dog but it was the couch. That is the most funny story I have seen. Travis :D
ReplyDeleteThe most funny story I have is one day I got a monster high toy with tattoos you can put on the dolls.So for my birthday my friends came over and we started putting them on.Then one of them asked if it was safe our faces were covered in tattoos.I read the directions and it said for dolls only!We scrubbed and scrubbed finally the tattoos cam of.That's the last time I don't read directions!
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The most funniest day is when I was playing truth or dare on my phone. I got picked and I picked dare. The dare was I had to drink a small glass of KETCHUP!! The ketchup was a little tasty but had a weird taste. I drank it but it was pretty weird at the end. It went threw my nose and it was cold. So that is the last time I'm drinking KETCHUP!! That is my funny story of ketchup.
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Once in a while when I’m sleeping I take a walk. One time I sleepwalked down the stars in my house and asked my mom for a thing for my garden. So she gave me an invisible plant for my garden (which I don’t really have). So then my mom walked me back to my room and put me to bed. S.V :)
ReplyDeleteOne funny thing I know is on tbs Television show. It is called The King of Queens. Doug's wife Carrie forced him to eat healthy for a week. When Arthur, Carrie's dad ordered an extra cheese pizza Doug wanted some badly. So, when Arthur was happily eating Doug yelled at and told him to go and eat in his room. Then Arthur yelled: "I should't have to eat in fear!
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One funny thing is one day I was at preschool playing and I had to go to the bath room I go to the bath room and I flush the toilet with my foot and I miss and I hit my chin on the toilet. Then I had to go to the hospital and get stitches.
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Something that was funny that happened on T.V was that tom slipped on a bannana peel and knocked the dish's.That was so funny. My sister laughed real hard!
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And at the very end tom had to go outside in the rain!
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Why didn't the wenier dog cross the street?
ReplyDeleteBecause he was so long!!!! I think this is funny. I love this joke.
the one above is mine.
ReplyDeleteSomething that happened to me OK so me and Gabi my friend we were having a sleepover and Gabi has a mini pool but not a kitty pool so we were swimming in here pool and there were so many bees so I grabed the pool net and trying to kill the bees so gabi was hanging on me and now well just for for that sleepover she called me her hero. So i called her a scardy cat and shes all i am not. So we ate dinner it was at her house so we just no she just started talking about the slender man.So we went on youtube and looked up the slender man song/video so me gabi and bella ya bella came over to sleepover so we watched it and we were so scared everyone and i ran out of the room and ate these yummy marshmellows so we thought that he was real for the whole night. and in the morning we went out back and we were all oh theres the slender man but he lives in the forest not because he is not real. so thats my funny story. Love Brooke.
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ReplyDeleteSomething funny that happened to me was when Leah and I did a play. So what made it funny was I was wearing gloves and my hands were really sweaty, and Leah had to pull off my glove. When the moment came to do it she grabbed the finger of the glove and it stretch about 4 feet. Leah and I both fell to the ground laughing histarecly.
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Last year for christmas when my mom said com down stairs.So I decided to bust through my door and slide down the stairs with my pillow.I think it was funny because I was so excited.But you can't blame me for having.
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