It's time to make us laugh. Share a funny joke or a funny thing that happened to you or someone you know or something funny you saw in a movie or TV show. Just remember to use discretion. Something may be funny to you but not to others. Make sure what you share if appropriate. Have fun!
so a duck walks into a resturant. he orders food and says "put it on my bill" haha.
ReplyDeleteThe funniest thing that happend to me is when I walked into a pole. I went to sea world over the summer. We were leaving the park around 10:00. We were in deep conversation, and I just walked straight into a pole. I was laughing for a long time. I hope that never happen's again. Thanks for reading.
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The bear says to the lion "hey did youi see monday night football?., it ways the lions vs the bears"!!!!!!! BAHHHHHAAAHHHH GRIFFIN
ReplyDeletesorry the other one is wrong this is the right one. The funniest thing that ever happened to me was i was riding my skooter and fell into a pit thing. I was just haveing fun with friends and just riding in a skate part and ahh there i go. my friends came down the side and i stood up fast and said "its ok im ok" in a funny voice. We laughed all the way home. my arm still hurts from it. i really hope that dosent happen again man that hurt that day.
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A funny thing that happend to me was when I was messing around with my sister's cat, Ivan. My sister lives in Illinois. It was December 31st, 2011. I did the worst thing around a cat. I looked in Ivan's face. His claw soared down. My sister was making New Eve's Dinner. My mom was down in the basement where Ivan and I were. His claw soared and scrated my cheek almost scratching my eye. I was super lucky that Ivan didn't scratch my eye. My mom saw it and was not very happy with me. He also scratched me on the Hand. It's still there, but very faint. My mom always wants me to stay away with him, but I don't. I didn't find it funny that he scratched me, but now I do. When I went to Illinois this year for Labor day weekend he scratched me again. There was some blood, but it healed fast. To me it is a funny story to tell. Hopefully it dosen't happen to me again. I still love Ivan and he is very adorable.
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Most recently a funny event occurred when was hiking the Grand Canyon this weekend. I was at Indian Gardens with 5 fellow Boy Scouts one of them being a guy named Matthew. Matthew and I were singing a song called Tick Tock by Kesha and one of the verses says "Try to get a little tipsy" and we see a guy and a girl both with a bottle of wine and the girl was drinking her bottle. As we laughed at the joke we just made we sang the song and verse again because we needed a moment of pleasure when we were all tired. But, we also hoped that they would be safe on their journey out of the canyon, because the trail edge because narrower at points and there is a steep drop going up Bright Angel at some points. Also, when we were also at one of the rest stops coming up Bright Angel trail, I turned the water on to fill my drink and the water was so high pressured that it sprayed everywhere, not in a direct stream, but one of my scoumasters' told me to turn it further, and I did, and it made it into a stream of water but it was the same pressure! So, by the time my bottle was filled, I was soaked! I had some more memorable things like me stepping into marshy-like swamp water stuff, and many more events I had a great time at the GrandCanyon with many funny jokes and memories to remember.
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't the pirate see the movie? Because it was rated arr!
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When I was little, like five, I had gotten this cool nutcracker and I kept on saying how much I loved it. Then a few hours later, I puked and I said, "it's the nutcracker's fault!". Over and over because it had smelled kind of odd and made me nauseous. Also, of you go to Google and type on relatable posts, a ton of funny quotes and pictures. This is my favorite: I would hit you, but it might be considered animal abuse!
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GANGNAM STYLE!!!
My sister Jenna, was at Costco with my cousins Robert and Jazmin. So Jazmin was texting on her phone and so shes looking down at her phone while shes walking with them. Jenna sees that there's a pole that had a little lever hanging out. Jenna noticed that Jazmin wouldn't see the pole because a she was looking down. So she says "Hey,Jazmin" then Robert says "Jaz" when she looked up was when she ran into the pole. So I'm not that funny, but I don't care I got books to read.
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My brother and I had four rats when we lived in Colorado. So one time our rat, Snickers, we were playing with him. Snickers was half blind a very fat. When Snickers was looking away, we were about to grab him and put him away when my brother accidentally scared him and he hopped about ten feet in the air! When he came down he started running in circles for about five minutes and then he calmed down. Another thing is I want you guys to look up Bunchie the Green Llama. It gets boring after awhile but is funny at first! :D
ReplyDeleteWhat did the creeper say when the skeleton asked what his favorite animal? A ssssssssnake.
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One of the most funniest thing and most embarrassing things that has happened to me was when I went to see indiana jones at the movies with my friend and I had gotten up cause my mom was calling and when I walked back in I sat next to the wrong girl. The embarrassing thing was I didn't realize it until I had sat there for like 5 minutes talking to her like she was my friend. I was supper embarrassed and she was sitting right behind us the whole movie. And i didn't want to move at all cause well i really dont know. It was supper embarrassing but now its pretty funny and a good story to tell.
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The funniest thing that ever happened to me had to do with vaseline. So anyway my mom went to the grocery store and I was home with my dad. I was probably about four years old when this happened. So my dad went to go take a shower and I was sitting in my room. I became really bored and I didn't know what to do. So I went into my bathroom and grabbed the vaseline. At that moment I felt like painting so scooped hand fills of Vaseline and started painting pictures on the wall with vaseline. I did it all down the hallway. Also I started eating the Vaseline. So my dad got out of the shower and my mom came home. After that they saw my creation of art and I got in trouble. When I was little I guess I had a pretty creative mind. Gracie p
ReplyDeleteThe funniest thing that has ever happened to me was when me and my friend were at my house and I threw paint at her.Then she followed me then painted on my shirt! So my mom came in and said go to bed but we didn't so then she leaves! So I go to the living room to get paint to paint some pictures so I open the lid and I tripped on my shoe lace and she took my sharpie on my table and drew on my back! But its all memories now!! I loved that day because it was when I was turning 10!
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Caitlyn:):):):)
The funniest thing that I ever did was last year's telent show. I preformed a stand up commedy act. I winged it! I forgot my jokes, and I had to do the act. I went unscripted, and I made the audience laugh. But the best part was when I messed up my joke, but the audience didn't know the difference. They thought it was funny, so I thought it was histerical because I didn't mean for any of the jokes that were said.
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So one thing funny that I did was when I was in 3rd grade. I really liked basketball so I got into a team. On the last game and the last like 8 seconds I had the ball and I was dribbling to the basket. I finally got to the basket and tried to make a shot and I did! Then the hoop that I shot it in turned out to be the other teams and we lost because we were tied. So my team was kinda sad but the other team told us that we really did win and they would count it as a loss for them.
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The funniest moments I have ever had are watching my bird. When we got my bird he was very young and playful. He would play around and hang upside down to get to his toys. Aqua is an adult now. Believe it or not he is still very playful. He loves his toys and plays with them all the time. He somtimes goes under his favorite toy and snuggles it. He also grabs his favorite toy in his mouth and bobs his haed up and down and back and fourth. My bird is very funny and is one of our animals that can always cheer you up. Those are some of the funny things my bird does. Jessica Willis
ReplyDeleteOne of the most funny things I have ever done is mistake ranch dressing for yogurt. I was five years old, going on six, when this happened. I was about to join my friends at our lunch table, when I saw the salad bar. I walked up to it, wondering what was inside today.(Please note that this was because some days there would be pudding, cookies and other stuff) When I looked inside, I saw some and grabbed it. When I got back to the table, my friends were asking me where I got the yogurt, so I told them I got it at the salad bar. I took a few spoonfulls, and then scrubbed the ranch out of my mouth! That was one of the most funny moments in my whole life.
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One of the most funny thing my sister did to me was when she feed me hot sauce. When i was 4 to 5 months i was hungry and i wanted a bottle. My mom was cleaning and she told my sister to go get me a bottle and she was i think 3. So my sister went into the kichen and she got a spoon out and went into the frige and insted of geting abottle she got the hot sauce. When my mom came in she saw my mom and my sister was saying "EAT BABY EAT". and i was crying and m mom was up all night with me. that was sso funny.
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Something really funny that happened to me at my 12th birthday. OK so at Octane Raceway there are the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place thing that the 1st place is the highest and 3rd place is the lowest. OK so me and Tyler from my 5th grade class and I jumped up to the 1st place perfectly. Then here comes my friend Jacob from Mesa and he walks up to the 3rd place part and tried and fell on the lowest part. We all started laughing. You just had to be there. He didn't get hurt. That is a funny thing that happened to me!
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One of the most funniest things was I was in a movie and I started cracking up at a rely sad moment. It was with Julia and she reminded me of the pickle dance. I had to leave the room because everyone started giving me the evil eye. So when I when I got back I started cracking up again. At the end I did the pickle dance. That is my blog.
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I have many funny stories that I could tell, but this one is one of my favorites that other people can understand.
ReplyDeleteMy Dad and I were at Wet and Wild one day. We decided to go on the Mammoth Falls water ride. This ride drops 57 feet before the raft goes vertical, shooting up a wall, then falling back. Usually four people go on this ride but this time it was just my Dad and I and one other guy. He had never been on this ride before and was very nervous. He weighted at least three hundred pounds and he kept asking us what this ride was like. My Dad and I were concerned when the ride dropped this guy would let go and fall on us. The raft goes round in circles until it drops. We were hopeing when the ride dropped, this guy would be on the bottom of the tube. When the ride was ready to drop we realized he would be on top and we would be on the bottom. Once we dropped this guy kept screaming and he kicked me and it hurt very bad and he thought he was going to let go. If he did, it would have been three hundred plus pounds falling on us. Luckly he did not let go and we arrived safely at the bottom. We laughed a lot after that and we will always remember that ride. Going on the ride with him was scarier the ride itself.
Gina
I have alot of funny stories to tell but cant really think of one but I remmember one. so one day I was out with my brother and my dad. I really wasnt watching where I was going and it looked like this -/. Best I could do as a picture. I flipped over and my brother was the slash mark. But I did a flip in the air. At first I landed on my feet then crumbled. That was the best story I could remmember. Jake`~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ReplyDeleteOne time, just recently actually, my brother told me one day that the day was very busy and funny. And then he told me that day, “Today laughed so hard it wasn't even funny!" Well, that was funny, and he thought it was funny too! And then he said, "Ah! See what I did there!!! Hehehe!" It was enjoying and even though it was only 8 words, it was funny and silly of him to say that. And of course I do have so many other funny stories, but this one was one that was fresh in my mind, and made everyone smile!!! And then he flipped his head into a wall, again, because he just has to fix his hair to be perfect! Oh, BOYS.
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Lately I heard a funny joke about policemen. The chief asked the cop, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" The cop replied, "Call for backup." Another time someone asked what would happen if you got scared half to death twice. Why do birds fly south for the winter? It's too far to walk. My last joke is kind of cheesy. I went into Starbucks the other day and they lied. It was four bucks, not Starbucks.
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My dance teacher to day we were talking about Halloween and candy and he said that his house is so popular and that he buys like a bag of candy every time he goes to the store in October and on Halloween he give a big handful of candy to kids.So he was doing an action thing were he says that he give a handful of candy to a kid and he acted as the kid.So he had a face emotion so hilarious and he was "THANKS".Then he walked across the room like he was going to a house next door and said "Trick-or-treat and he imagned that a person gave him one piece of candy and he said "hey I'm goin back to his house".K so then he walked over back to his imagenary house.Then we stared talking about Halloween and then we did a cool western dance that he made up and we were shooting each other(not really just fake imagenry guns)at the end and so yea.My dance teacher Mario is hilarious and always has a story when we come to class.Diverse Elements(dance studio)love you.
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So a little kid has to go to the bathroom.So he asks his teacher if he can go to the bathroom.The teacher says no you have to tell me your ABCs.So the kid goes home.He asks his mom,mom what are my ABCs?and the mom says,SHUT UP IM ON THE PHONE!So the kid goes to his sister and asks her what his ABCs are.And his sister said Im a barbie girl in a barbie world.And then the kid goes to his brother and asks him what his ABCs are.And the brother says,bada bada bada bada BATMAN!!And so the kid goes to his dad and asks him what his ABCs are.And the dad says,49 hit them hard!So the kid goes back to his mom and asks her what his ABCs are.And the mom says,MY BUNS ARE BURNING!!!So the kid goes back to school and asks his teacher if he can go to the bathroom.And the teacher says,what are your ABCs?and the kid says,SHUT UP IM ON THE PHONE!!And the teacher says,excuse me!?And the kid says,Im a barbie girl in a barbie world.And the teacher says,GO TO THE OFFICE YOUNG MAN!!So the kid goes to the office and the principal says,what is your name young man?And the kid says bada bada bada bada BATMAN!!!And the principal says,alright how many spanks do you want?And the id says,49 hit them hard!.And so when the kid gets back to his classroom he yells,MY BUNS ARE BURNING!!!.And so there is my funniest joke.
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Well, the funniest thing that happened to me was just last summer when, at my summer camp, we had... The Grudge Matches DUN DUN DAAAAAAA. The grudge matches were when we wrote a name down on paper and then what our grudge was against them. I grudged the camp director, otherwise known as the "Big Cheese" of Camp Cruz, Alli. I did it because I thought she was being too awesome but I didn't just write my name on the paper I wrote everyones name that was in my Cabin on that paper once they agreed. Then after they had everyones paper who turned one in we headed outside an had tons of fun doing our carnival night and the best part of that was when I got "pied" TWICE!! But when it started getting dark we all headed back to our cabins to get on, what the camp staff called them, our "for super messy events only" clothes DUN DUN DAAAAAAAA.....
ReplyDeleteThen at eight PM Alli called us back to the basketball court with her recording megaphone and I gasped at what I saw that we were going to be grudgeing each other with. There was a bowl of blue applesauce, one of chocolate pudding, on of SPAGATII NODDLES, and more!!!! We were told to sit on the blechers. There was also plastic wrap on the ground of the basketball court and the first grudge match was Cabin F against Cabin E and that was something to watch!!!! They got the blue applesauce GROSS!! Cabin F won in the end but then in was my turn. When he anounced it he picked up the bowl of chocolate pudding and I was releaved at that, at least we didnt have to fight with spagatii! Then it began everyone volleyed a handfull of pudding at Alli and she volleyed several back. I gave her a shampoo job, she gave me one one to :-/. Soon the wistle sounded and we had won! But by then I had pudding in my hair down my shirt on my face, my pants, EVERYWHERE!! But they happen a hose near by where people were to watch themselves off, for the most part. But the water was freezing! At least they had towels but that didn't warm us up too much. My poor little friend Alisa was so cold she started crying so I carried her back to our cabin but it was fun but I don't think Alli will EVER forgive me because even though it said everybody elses name on it and it could have been any of us but I made the mistake of putting by Veda at the bottom. Oops...
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I have a bunch of different jokes. What do bees brush there hair with? Honeycomb!What do witches have for lunch? A sandwitch! Knock Knock, Whos there, Boo, Boo who, why are you so sad? HAve you ever seen the movie consipated? It never came out! What do cows do for fun? They go to the moovies! Those are my jokes.
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I used to have lots of jokes but I forgot most of them.knock knock,who's there,boo,boo who,awwwww don't cry.That was a pretty lame one.One time I was drinking water and my dad slammed the water bottle and I got all wet.Another time I was drinking water my mom stopped the car really hard and I got all wet.Another time I was fake fighting with m dad and I tried to kick him and he swiped my leg out from under me and I fell on my back.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris once went to mars. Thats why there is no signs of life. When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris gets mad, run. When Chuck was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" Chuck received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top. When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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The funniest thing that ever happened to me was during a Halloween party two years ago and everyone was in a costume. The person hosting the party called out " TOILET PAPER WAR" it was the best party EVER. My friend made a toilet paper fortress and then wrapped himself in toilet paper. Some other person ran away and I was trying to hit the piñata with a roll of toilet paper and I missed. It ended up hitting that person a he did a flip and landed on my friends fortress. That is my statement.
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The funniest thing I have heard is from this haloween when my friend play the troll song and had a eye to eye war will a car. Plus when I went trick or teating he said " dude it's not time for trick or teating it ADVERTER TIME!!!!!!" Also me and my friend trolled like over 15 people. HE also said that he will scare me he did'nt. MY friend who is my BEST FRIEND of all time makes me laght ever day of my life. He is also always there fo me. GRIFFIN
ReplyDeletethe funny thing iv seen is when there was this guy he was standing on a box and fell in to a pie , ethan cox
ReplyDeleteThe funny thing I have seen is, well on efunny comment i've heard of is why did the chicken cross the road. TO get to chick fila. That joke my brother made up when he was in kindergaren. We were at the library and he just radomly out of thbe blue said that.
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My funny ha, ha was when I was turning five years old. It happened when i was having my birthday party and my mom's friend Erica threw a water balloon at me. I got mad but then I started laughing and so did Erica. Then I stopped and got a balloon and threw it at her in the back. We started throwing them all over the place. Then when we were all out she dumped the bucket of water over my head. I got drenched, But we had to much fun. That is my funny ha, ha.
ReplyDeleteiv seen many funny things and here are some on tv ther was a guy on a box and fell into a cream pie and heres another one one time on tv when ther was this pacege fiild with papers they droped it by acedent and it hit the guy hed lokoley he wasent hurt that bad
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